the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
Anonymous asked: Do you suck your mom's clit while daddy watches?
Well no that would be illegal but I could get into that weird fetish porn where everyone pretends they’re related and “mom” and “dad” and the “kids” all have sex together. Lots of money in that, thanks for the suggestion.
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A “Sent” folder.
A notification when someone answers your ask.
A WORKING VIDEO PLAYER
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