So i started reading 50 shades of gray last night. And I’m super tired and watching Harry Potter right now, and my boyfriend already fell asleep but I just wanna read.
Summer: So Stefan (her boyfriend) and his bandmates are having a no shave contest and…he looks like a homeless person.
I legit have never laughed so hard in my life and it wasn’t even funny, like I wish I took a video of me laughing cause it was straight laughter for a solid 2 minutes and I couldn’t tell her why I was laughing cause I couldn’t breathe. and its like, not even funny.
It’s really upsetting
So I have to be to work for one, meaning i need ot leave my house by like 12:30. and my district manager will be at work today, which is terrifying whenever she’s there, but I’m just sitting on tumblr not getting ready, so if I’m late I’ll hate everything, I need to get ready.
If I was one of those stupid people who wore shirts with dumb sayings on them, Mine would probably say “I put ketchup on my Ketchup.
According to all the back to school commercials I’ve seen, in case you guys didn’t know, you guys need jeans.
So ready for a random story
One time, freshmen year, i made Jacob a bracelet for his birthday, which is next week actually, and like it was just a shitty bracelet I made out of string, and like, I never really noticed until the end of its life, but like, he always wore it. Like he wore it every day until it broke in Junior year, and I mean, Jacob and I tell each other we hate eachother all the time, but idk, kind of a cheesy, I know we say we hate each other, but like, you really are one of my best friends.
Maybe I’ll make him another one for his birthday, which is Tuesday, but he probably won’t wear it.
I just made like
a six minute long video talking about my piercings, tattoos, and my hair, like just updating people on youtube, i dont really know why, but I probably won’t post it, pointless and random.
So I just called Shawna on skype
“Remember flat bread sandwiches from Taco Bell?”
and she said,
and I said,
“Shit was bomb.”
Then hung up.
Getting whitegirl wasted
with Jose tonight.
even though hes brown.
temple run till he gets here, that slut.
Really unattractive and pointless rant.
I really think its ridiculous of how much of a pothead I used to be, like Dylan said it one day when we were talking, and he was like “you used to be such a pothead!” and like, before he said that, I never even noticed, I didn’t think I smoked that much, but when I actually sat down and though about it, he was correct.\
I’m using my nebulizer
but I’m sure most of you don’t know what that is, but i’m out of medication for it, so I’m just using water. And its kinda helping, good to know.
I’m just sitting here
waiting for Dylan to call me. continuing to im and text my mom telling her how hungry I am. take a hint mom.
That Scandalous mascara with the girl with the huge gap in her teeth, i legit have never even noticed how the mascara works cause every single time they show her face, I legit can’t look at anything but her teeth, and I really wanna know if its a good mascara, but I can’t. fuck dude.